Eurovision is being held in Sweden right? Niall’s in Sweden

VOTE FOR IRELAND TO WIN EUROVISION SO NIALL WILL RUN NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS! 

So basically I was Niall, but I kinda was me at the same time. I was with my 3 friends and we were walking around some convention hall looking for Zayn *no surprise there*. We then bumped into him behind a curtain of a stall at the convention, and my glasses flew out of my hands, which I didn’t give a shit about. 

So then we met up with the other boys and somehow I was Niall, but I was still me. I realised I had no glasses so Paul went to look for my glasses while I/Niall got my make-up done. Paul came back with no sign of my glasses, I told management that I knew where my glasses where but they wouldn’t let me go because there was 30 seconds until showtime but I ran away. I found my glasses in a market clothing stall in the convention <—- WTF did I eat before bed.

So I got back on time and the others were going on stage, but apparently I/Niall go on after so I watched them leave. I could see the stage at a birds eye view from my window, kind of exactly like this. 

And to get to the stage the boys kind of had to go on this teleporting bride which i could also see just beneath my bedroom window. 

I/Niall waited on my cue to go on-stage  when I was called I jumped out of my window to land on the bridge however nothing happened, I just appeared back on my window ledge. So I went out of the bedroom and there was the teleporting bridge. I got on and then appeared on stage. 

Then I was rudely awaken by my mum telling me to get the fuck up out of bed and to get to school……. I didn’t go to school. 

Trust me, the dream was more cool and weird in my head. I’m just not good at expressing myself through words haha. That’s why I failed English GCSE.

I was a Niall girl before Niall even thought about braces.

I pray that This Is Us somehow gets a PG-15 rating so no screaming 7 years olds are in the movie theatre claiming they love Harry Styles or Niall Horan.