swallowforafollow: lolcatsandtacobell: swallowforafollow: lolcatsandtacobell: Pizza or taco bell? Taco Bell. It’s in your damn URL! lmao Damn it you’re right….. Maybe a pizza with taco bell toppings? As you can see, I’m really good at taking something already unhealthy and making it as bad as possible for your health.
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
acceptbullshit: THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF MANAGEMENT I’M SCReaMING
Tumblr and David Karp was on the news. No
toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
thelionandthellama: howellester: reminder that dan was only 14 when phil started making videos 14 and so scene trying to get phil’s attention
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
Little cousins are like little brothers and sisters that you love but annoy the hell out of you but you can’t shout at them because their parents would be like wtf
whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
parents: no boys at your sleepover
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice